Rye Bread Cure
Two good friends are talking
One guy confides to his friend that he is having trouble in the bedroom satisfying his wife and Viagra didn't work well for him, and he's didn't know what to do.
His friend told him that he solved the problem for himself by trying the Rye Bread Cure. If his friend would eat copious amount of rye bread he would see a difference in his sex life.
With nothing to lose the guy goes to the bakery and ask the baker for rye bread. The baker hands him a loaf of rye bread and the guy tells the baker he better take at least 5 loaves.
The baker says, "Five loaves!!, by the time you get to the 5th loaf it'll be rock hard!!"
The guy says, "How am I always the last to know?"
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania (1759)
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