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Old 04-19-2011, 05:59 PM
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Default **** Questions

Here are **** questions. I'd like to challenge you to answer them correctly, (especially those of you who do not completely agree with my posts in the political forum).

Think carefully and proceed slowly.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

(1) The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

(2) Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..

3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

(3) Correct Answer : The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory..

Okay, even if you did not answer the first ***** questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you successfully cross?

(4) Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.

Last edited by ijusluvit; 04-19-2011 at 06:02 PM. Reason: spelling
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