Reminds me of the joke of a woman who liked to her housewowrk in the nude.
She was doing laundry and a overhead pipe was dripping hot water on her head. She put on her son's football helmet.
A short while later, she was startled to find the meter reader had entered the area.
He shook his head and said, "I SURE HOPE YOUR TEAM WINS LADY" !!
A Ann Landers published joke