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Originally Posted by Pturner
It's elementary, my dear. She's right. ...
If you waited 'til your wedding night, then she was indeed safe at first base.  |
Oh no.
I have unintentionally drawn the attention of one of the Master (Mistress?) Sages.
Please be kind, Pturner, I am but a junior member.
I will neither confirm nor deny that I waited ‘til my wedding night; a gentleman does not divulge such things about a lady.
I do offer a slight clarification…we began living together on our wedding night.
Whether future Wifey was safe at first or not, there was no doubt about the call at home a few years later.
I know, I know…by staying with the softball analogy- and the related double entendres- in using the words “the call”, I have teed up for at least one of you the perfect modern-language descriptive adjective about the type of call it was. Shame on you in advance!
ljones: I agree. Meatloaf’s “Paradise” video is one of the all time best!
