FLASH NEWS: (Rotor Router News Agency) News just in that the end of the world scheduled for 6PM this evening has been delayed due to incompatable weather conditions. No word yet as to when it has been rescheduled. Watch your local news for any further updates!
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"