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Originally Posted by Barefoot
Rubicon, your wife is a lucky woman.
Re facelifts ..... in my heart I know it is wrong to be so vain. But it is tough looking in the mirror every morning at my grandmother.
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Oh Barefoot, Barefoot, Barefoot......
How many times do I have to tell you girls. All you need to do is get a nice hand-mirror, lie down on your back, smile at yourself in the mirror, kind of makes gravity work in a different direction for a little while, and maybe even crank up a little Santana, and pretend it's the 1970's all over again. And DON'T look in the mirror after you stand back up. Just hold the thought.
(But, damnit, I know. I know. I confess. I know what you mean.)
Oh well. I am a chicken-of-the-knife.
Boomer