GaDawg: in addition to all that body-part crossing, here's another idea.
Why not tell your realtor to tell propsective buyers that you need to sell your home bc you are moving down to Gainesville area to do recon/spying on them Gators!
No true UGA fan would pass up the opportunity to help another dawg do something to help bring down the Gators!
Don't get me wrong, here. UF rules!
However, I root for all fellow potential Villagers to have their dream move come through, regardless of their (misguided) SEC affiliation.
Continued Best of Luck wishes to you and all others in a similar situation!