How to get out of a speeding ticket.
Lady was pulled over for doing 35 in a 25 MPH zone. When asked if she knew why she was pulled over, she stated to the officer, "Was it the blood dripping from the truck of my car?"
Officer calls for back up, asked to search the car, lady says no way. Officer calls for DA, needs search warrant for car. Hours pass, detectives on scene, DA finally arrives after getting search warrant.
Truck is opened, nothing found.
Lady says, "I thought you stopped me for speeding."
Lady was told, "Sorry for the misunderstanding, please have a nice day."
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