There once was a congressman
So full of conceit
He showed us his weiner
Through means of a tweet

He was so brash
And thought he had guts
If he got caught
He'd deny "their my nuts"!

When that didn't work
He'd continue his act
"I know what happened"
"My account has been hacked"!

When the cards fell in
He said with a frown
"Ok, the weiner is mine"
"But I'm not stepping down"!

Give it up Mr. Weiner
You had your chance
You're just another politician
Caught with dropped pants

Do us a favor
And bid fond ado
The American people
Deserve better than you