A young blond lass goes to Florida on vacation and really , really wants a pair of alligator shoes.
Goes into the shoe store and finds a pair that she really likes. Asks, "How much for this pair?"
"$800." answers the clerk.
Way to much and out of her budget. Leaves the store.
Later a Florida Fish and Game Warden spots the young blond standing in the swamp, waist deep, with 6 large gators laying on the shore. As he watches he sees another huge gator coming at the lass.
She reachs out, smacks the gator, pulls it to shore next to the other others, when he hears her say, "Darn, an other one that bare footed."
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