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Originally Posted by Chief X
My foolproof way of dealing with telemarketers? I simply ask them, in a creepy sort of way, what they are wearing... instant hang-up on their end.
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Don't forget to end that creepy sentence with Clarice and in the best Hannibal Lecter voice you can do! And if it's a male caller, make it Clarence!
"What are you wearing, Clarice? I'd like a chance to meat you sometime. Heh-heh!"
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Getting up off the floor is another story.
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