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Originally Posted by CMANN
You gotta be chittin me, Right?
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I don't know if that's the case, but I do know that most are getting a chitty-chitty-bang-bang of this thread!
Also, I was just thinking... (sniff-sniff) why do they have to go through the expense of doing DNA testing, having administrative costs and hiring of fecal sniffvestigators? All they have to do is put the dogs to work doing what they love to do... go around sniffing the Poopetrater's droppings and other dogs butts. Rewards can be offered of deluxe doggie treats to canine snitchers who provide information leading to the arrest and conviction of violating pooches and their owners, and even an annual "Sniffvestigator of the Year" award could be presented to the most effective canine! Also, what would the legal charges be for violations; misdahydrant for inappropriate placement of urine or a Smellany for fecal indiscretions?
I agree that something needs to be done, and I say, "Let's stamp out the poop piles... NOW!"
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