I laughed out loud at some of the expected responses.
One a serious note. Have any of you ever been here during a hurricane warning? You must move everything inside, even your garden hose, even your vibrator. Anything that can be blown around in 80-110 mile an hour winds. Not only to protect your property, but to remove missiles that could kill or damage elsewhere. Exercise equipment would be a real nightmare to move inside
Nothing worse than being speared by a vibrator at 110 miles per hour.
One more note: We were away on a trip about six years ago when a hurricane warning came up. When we got home, our neighbors had moved every single item of our stuff inside our garage.
EVERYTHING. How great is that?