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Originally Posted by jebartle
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest,
fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license..
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays..
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline. (Cape Coral)
It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house. (Cape Coral)
A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Cape Coral City)
Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited. (Daytona Beach)
Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance.
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You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays..
I'm guilty of this one. What's the penalty? The gas chamber?