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Originally Posted by tony
I think Boomer is everybody's Favorite English Major, even when she is willing to accept Walt.'s envelope of cash. I didn't know English majors did that.
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Dear Mr. Tony, Mr. Admin, Sir:
Here you go again with that English major thing. I do not know why or where in the world you ever got such an idea in your head. You are always trying to catch English majors hanging out here.
Wellllllllll, how could I possibly be an English major?
If I were an English major, i would be able to read between the lines and conclude that when you said, "everybody's favorite English major," you were damning with faint praise, at best, or being oxymoronic, at worst.
Hah! You cannot catch me. I did not know that. So how could I be an English major?
Like I have said before, you are lookin' a lot like Wile E. Coyote when you try to trap English majors.
Beep Beep Boomer