I want to thank all of you for keeping me from making a huge mistake. I was going to move to TV...but that was when erroneously thought that it was a perfect place...that the owners removed all of the dangerous creatures and replaced them with computerized snakes, alligators, etc...and that every day would be happy and filled with sunshine and laughter...that dogs didn't poop or bark..and EVERYBODY was nice...mail was delivered to my door by a smiling mailman, landscaping was done by little yard gnomes while I slept....everyone obeyed all of the traffic laws (especially in the roundabouts), every restaurant served gourmet food at amazingly low prices, and no one ever, ever imposed upon their neighbors in any fashion. This was before I found out that there are actually human beings there that are sometimes not perfect...ah well, so much for Nirvana. Ok..just kidding...if it was perfect, my moving there would upset the balance anyway..I can't wait to get there!!!
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