401-Keg Plan
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. However, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer,drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Thus the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
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“I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.” ... Albert Camus
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