Good One.
It reminded me of this:
Here's a true story of when my Uncle Joe was introduced to the family before marrying my Aunt Virginia.
My uncle Buejay, (nickname), asked him if he wanted to go down to the bar and have a couple of drinks. Joe replied, I don't drink.
Bluejay said maybe we could find a crap game. Joe said, I don't gamble.
Bluejay asked Joe was he did for amusement. Joe replied, "I play the fiddle".
Bluejay turned to his sister Viginia and said, "you better lose this guy because he is dull"
This Labor day marks their 74th anniversary and he is still very much in love and devoted to her.