I met my wife Eileen at a Halloween dance at her high school in Troy NY. She was dressed as a Scottish Lass (and she's Irish no less) and I used an old set of Marine Corps scrubbs that belonged to my namesake who was KIA in Iowa Jima about two or three months before the end of WWII. I don't know why I did it, but I went as a Zombe. I figured she must be attracted to zombes as we had our first kiss right after leaving the dance that evening!

That was 46 years ago and next Friday we will be celebrating our 44th wedding anniversary... and she's still asking me to remove my mask!
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"