A Wish
A Wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty Ba$tard," said the fairy.
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"I ain't as good as I once was,
But I'm as good once as I ever was!" Toby Keith
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