Richie, have the waitress pour you another bar brand bourbon while you re-check your facts.

The President does not have a $1.1 million bus tour. The $1.1 million is the cost of the bus. Top secret stuff on it.

However, do not get your conservative feathers ruffled about this. There is a second identical bus that will be for the use of the Republican candidate - and they also get Secret Service protection - the same as the President.

The picture is from Clash of the Titans and is Harry Hamlin? Dang, another synapse just sparked on that one.