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Old 08-21-2011, 06:38 PM
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Default Scene at the ice cream parlor

"Good evening my dear sir. My name is Samantha Strange, and it's rumor amongst the feline population of the Villages is that you have the most appetizing, refreshing and delightful deserts in the area.

Now with the initial pleasantries behind us, and with my feline patience beginning to ware thin, would you with all due haste prepare me a banana split using one scoop strawberry and two scoops of vanilla; my miserable vet won't permit me to have chocolate. I also desire to have pineapple, strawberry and hot carmel toppings. Then finish it up with chopped nuts and three cherries on the top of each scoop!

Now get your sorry but into gear and snap to it. I'm getting impatient and when I get impatient my claws start getting itchy... and you don't want to find out what happens next once they've come out!"
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