Five Signs You May Have a Bad Computer
- Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-A-Sketch" on it.
- In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
- Whenever you turn it on all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
- The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
- The only chip inside is a Dorito.
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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