You should have had the chocolate anyhow
Reminds me of a young man we encountered years ago at a Palm Springs hotel. A very early morning quake of a fairly strong magnitude woke us and after the initial shaking, hubby and I decided to head down to the parking lot to move our car away from the building....bricks and concrete might fall on my brand new car! When we got there, there he was, a young man in his mid 20's in his underwear, swigging a beer. The quake scared the daylights out of him and he figured if he was going to die, he was going with a Coors!