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Originally Posted by logdog
MORE BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however still maintain that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Residents of D.C. - Don't be alarmed with the Earthquakes. It's just the Country shifting to the RIGHT!!
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Earthquake Fault
The Weather Channel says yesterday’s east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault. While Bush says nothing is his Fault and says Clinton will lie about it being his Fault. Other theories are that was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.
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