This week's sermon
Ponder on this one and enjoy the day and week!...
4 Worms in Church
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in
alcohol....Dead.
The
second worm in cigarette
smoke...Dead.
Third worm in
chocolate syrup...Dead.
Fourth worm in good
clean soil...Alive .
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting
in the back, quickly raised her hand and
said,
'As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That
pretty much ended the
service!
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Oldcoach Ed
"You cannot direct the wind, but you can adjust the sails" "Be yourself - everyone else is taken"
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