To those of you that need a way to get back in the house after a night of drinking and staying out late.
Come home, honk the horn, slam the door, drop your shoes as you take them off, then pat her on the back side and say "How about it?" They sleep right through and never say a word.
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Florida CWL Instructor
NRA Certified Law Enforcement Handgun/Shotgun Instructor
NRA Certified Civilian Handgun/Shotgun Instructor
NRA Chief Range Safety Officer
NRA Certified Home Protection Instructor
Retired Army Military Police Investigator - 20 years, 4 months, 13 days
Retired Deputy Sheriff/Corrections Officer
IDPA Safety Officer Instructor
All skill is in vain when an Angel weewees in the flintlock of your musket.
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