Forgive me if this is crude, but I saw it on TV on a show about bad jobs. This guy was working at a chimpanzee research place. One of the things they did was inseminate chimps. This guys job was to get the bodily fluid needed to do this. All I can say was the chimp was drinking a bottle of soda while the guy was......ummmm...well, you can guess. All of this was televised. The only thing I could think of was the workers family, happily sitting around the TV waiting to see Daddy at work.
