That reminds me of the guy that found the Genie. Genie told him only one wish, new genie rule that took effect October 1.
After thinking long and hard and since he was getting married soon, he want to take his bride on their honey moon to Hawaii. Told the Genie, build me a road from California to Hawaii since I get air sick and my bride gets sea sick, we can only go if we drive.
Genie took off, shortly came back and said, "Can't do it, to much concrete, pilings, just not able to make it work even with the help of the Genie counsel. Please make another wish."
After a couple weeks, thought, he called the Genie back, "Ok, here is what I want, make me a women for 24 hours so I can understand how they think, why they shop, why they cry, I want to be the best husband for my new wife that I can be."
Genie, "Did you say you want 2 or 4 lanes on the highway."
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