No, this didn't happen in The Villages, and I'm a little surprised
But it seems this 71 year old woman met a 54 year old fella drinking in a bar in Michigan
They hit it off and decided to move the party to the back of the lady's Buick Regal, which a cop saw rocking slowly with the windows fogged up.
When the policeman investigated he discovered the couple to be naked, and asked "what are you doing"; to which the man answered I'm f*****g this chick!.
71 years old and he says "this chick".
Upon arresting the couple for misdemeanor indecent exposure and public intoxication, the officer learned that the couple did not know each other's name.
I'm not sure I should be posting this story, but it tickled me. Life doesn't stop because we get older. This story proves that, anyway. (I think?)
FYI: The linked story doesn't censor the naughty word that I censored
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...car-sex-098713