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Old 10-18-2011, 10:18 PM
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I've always liked this one (also attributed to Mr.Churchill)
Lady to gentleman at dinner table: "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Gentleman to lady: "If I were your husband, ma'am, I'd drink it."
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