My dog
My dog urinates in the following places: storm drains, curbs, sprinkler heads (my neighbors are grateful that he keeps their sprinkler heads clear) fire hydrant's and lampposts. The last two he has as much right to urinate on as you do. He however will not get busted for lewd and lascivious conduct.
My dog poops where he wishes. I pick it up.
We have no cranky dog haters on our street.
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