Quote:
Originally Posted by ceejay
I was in my kitchen, watching a movie. My dog walked in with my lawyer in his mouth. They both stunk so badly that I had to spray a new product called "Everglade"!  |
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My
dog was watching a
movie in the
kitchen when I looked outside and saw my
lawyer pee in the yard. I chased
him all the way to the
Everglades where he'd feel right at home with the other snakes.
No offense to the snakes. 
p.s., Just kidding, some of my best friends are lawyers.