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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725
This is after an activity from one of the various Villages' clubs.
Try making a paragraph with these words:
kitchen
lawyer
movie
dog
everglade
We had just cleaned the kitchen when the lawyer stomped the mud from the everglade out back all over our just washed dog. We even made a movie out of it to air on America's Funniest Videos.
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I was watching a movie in the kitchen, when in walked my husband. He just came back from a camping trip in the Everglades. I noticed he had lipstick on his cheek. I confronted him and of course he denied any hanky panky. He claimed he just had dinner with his mother. His mother doesn't wear lipstick! What a dog...I called my lawyer in the morning.