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11-07-2011, 01:34 PM
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Eternal Member
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Formerly Refrigerated in Upstate NY, Now in village near Colony Plaza
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Here's a few more:
- Man can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
- Junk expands to fill the space allotted.
- People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
- Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
- Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"
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