[Trish Crocker]

"""This is serious stuff.

Check your shampoo bottle label.

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!

Its the shampoo I use in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body

and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!

NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start

using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads,

DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem Solved!!!

If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!!! """""""