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The man from the same couple went to the doctor for his annual checkup.

At the end of the checkup, the Dr. tells the man he is in good shape and does he have anything he wants to discuss.

The mans tells the Dr. that he's having a hard time as his wife is getting very hard of hearing and is there anything he could suggest to make it better.

The doctor tells the man to try to figure out the right distance to stand away from her where he hears her best. The Dr. tells him to start at 25 feet and keep moving in 5 feet at a time, til he gets to a distance at which he can her her best.

So the man goes home and trys it. She's in the kitchen cooking so he stands 25 feet away from her and asks, "Honey, What's for dinner?"

Getting no reply, he moves in 5 feet and asks the question and still no response.

He keeps repeating this action til he's at 5 feet.

Again he asks, "Honey, What's for dinner?"

This time he hears her say,
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"For the 5th damn time, Chicken and dumplings!!!"