If you're following a politician on the golf course and before T'ing off yell "FORE" down the fairway, the politican will instinctively yell back "AGAINGST" each time!
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"