Bill, here's a song especially for you that seems appropriate on this holiday season birthday...
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
four corn kernals,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
a colllar n'leash from Sandy...
four corn kernals,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
six corn kernals,
a colllar n'leash from Sandy...
four corn kernals,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
seven corn kernals,
six corn kernals,
a colllar n'leash from Sandy...
four corn kernals,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
eight corn kernals,
seven corn kernals,
six corn kernals,
a colllar n'leash from Sandy...
four corn kernals,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
nine corn kernals,
eight corn kernals,
seven corn kernals,
six corn kernals,
a colllar n'leash from Sandy...
four corn kernals,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
ten corn kernals,
nine corn kernals,
eight corn kernals,
seven corn kernals,
six corn kernals,
a colllar n'leash from Sandy...
four corn kernals,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
eleven corn kernals,
ten corn kernals,
eight corn kernals,
seven corn kernals,
six corn kernals,
a colllar n'leash from Sandy...
four corn kernals,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty box for popcorn to me!
On the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
twelve corn kernals,
eleven corn kernals,
ten corn kernals,
eight corn kernals,
seven corn kernals,
six corn kernals,
a colllar n'leash from Sandy...
four corn kernals,
three corn kernals,
two corn kernals,
and an empty... box... for... popcorn... to... me!
Corn'y wasn't it!
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ARE VILLAGERS OLD OR ARE THEY RECYCLED TEENAGERS
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story.
"SMILE... TOMORROW MAY BE EVEN WORSE!"