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Originally Posted by The Great Fumar
Well I finally did it, Last evening while strolling the town square at SS I noticed there were three empty seats in an otherwise packed house ....While walking over to the chairs it became readily apparent why they were emty....A jolly fat man with the biggest blackest cigar you can imagine was sitting oblivious to the rest of the world (to those of you in chatham, it means he doesn't care}
It didn't seem to bother him that people were giving him dirty looks so after about five minutes I couldn't stand it any longer and approached him in my most pleasant voice and said " excuse me sir but not only are you breaking the law by smoking here but your bothering everyone else so please put it out or leave , and he did both....
I was so proud of myself I started looking around for dogs but didn't see any as I'm sure people were hiding them under their chairs . When I left I could hear sighs of relieve ..(only kidding)
Everyone have a smoke free Happy New Year....
Fumar..... 
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I didn't know that Santa smoked cigars! Anyway, he probably went home to get his two St. Bernard dogs to bring back to give you big wet kisses!
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