My late wife (gone now nearly 12 years) WAS an English major. She'd have absolutely loved this exercise. I was a French major, with a definite affinity for the English language.
I haven't yet actually tried to read the script provided by my neighbor
l2ridehd, but feel fairly confident that I can pronounce everything "correctly."
Please, remember that many Americans think that the English have no idea how to speak our so-called mutual language, just as many (read "most") English believe that Americans speak a completely, totally different tongue!
SWR
