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Originally Posted by Whalen
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
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I think the poor guy would have had the heart attack if instead you told him that you stopped to lick... er... ah... well, I think you get the picture.
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