Aw nuts! It's been a great run cabo, but you've blown my cover.

Like you, I'm actually a fervent conservative. I've been convinced for some time that TOTV is characterized as a hotbed of radical right wingers, and is being watched carefully by government operatives. They know some of us have money and time on our hands, and they see us as a serious threat.

I saw those black SUVs, and decided I had to go underground.

Yes, my benefits are good, but it's because I fooled them into thinking I'm just a good old harmless liberal.