You're going to hear every president takes vacations......blah, blah, blah.................

Every president also has secret lavish Halloween Parties with Hollywood Stars dressed up in character.

Every president takes his wife on a date from Washington D.C. to New York city at enormous public security protocol expense. (He's such a good husband)

OHHH; and we're only saying this because we're hateful racists.

OK all you lefties, I did your work for you. You can get back to the Bill Maher show now.