DANG!! You-all are gonna get me caught!
(This Witness Protection Program thing ain't what it's cracked up to be!!) 
Schaumburger, you're free to use the little boat anytime you'd like - no charge! The oars are laying around there somewhere. It's in our front yard, right next to the couple of cars we've got up on blocks.
Just bring your own tin can for bailing water - the boat leaks a bit.......
Bill
