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Old 02-09-2012, 01:50 PM
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Actually, according to the driver of the low speed vehicle, the hair in the potato salad was the cause of the accident. He was finally apprehended about 2 miles from the scene of the accident. The excuse he gave for speeding: "Officer, I found a hair in my potato salad and was on my way to return it to the supermarket deli; I was trying to get there before closing time." Whereupon the officer thanked him for the wonderful excuse:

Don't cha think some of our officer friendlys thought that this would be a do nothing area. We do have a lot of interesting folks here. Better than juvenile delinquents any day of the week. Hair in my potato salad. Writing that down.
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