Old age is not for sissies.
The reserving of seats in the squares for non-existent people issue.
One fanny in seat equals reserved.
I'm going into the CYA mode of operation and get all coverages including a buffalo stampede coming through the house.
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"It doesn't cost "nuttin", to be nice". 
MOM
I just want to do the right thing! Uncle Joe, (my hero).