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Old 02-10-2012, 11:45 AM
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Default On more sinkholes (or change to Gracie's church)

You're all looking at it wrong. Here's the bright side:

If you have a sinkhole then all you have to do is pour a reinforced concrete slab over it and you instantly have:

a bomb shelter from the Ocala Wars
a poop protector from hoards of the pooper devils
a tornado shelter
a multiple hurricane shelter
a lightning and thunderstorm shelter
place to hide your jewelry and gold
easy access to depleting water supply
no need to pay for excavation
safe (for neighbors) indoor target range
burial vault
hiding place from train whistles and public noise
quiet retreat
no ugly green boxes on the lawn
save money on sinkhole insurance

and probably a few things that haven't crossed my mind yet. Any more ideas?
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