Can't resist re-telling my true and favorite story of a "poopertrator" in our old neighborhood in VA. Despite the leash law, neighbors would let their LARGE dog loose at night, and the dog invariably left a huge pile of poop on our home's front steps, of all the places... After making sure of the culpret, my revenge was sweet, although decidedly stinky. Our large dog, was confined to a run when not in the house (she was our house pet). The week long collection of our doggie's deposits, were stored in an air tight, lined recepticle. Under over of darkness one steaming summer night, I lugged about 15 pounds worth of heaving, bagged, poop.
You can guess where I deposited it........... Voila. No more night deposits from that particular neighbor's dog..