Bill-n-Brillo.......hmmmmm.......
'Bill': That's the easy part. 'Brillo': A nickname I've always had for Sandy, what with her naturally VERY curly hair. Those who have met her understand.

Some people think it's rude to call her Brillo but she likes it. Honestly, some people I used to work with always only knew her by that - they'd eventually wind up asking what her real name was!!
Initially, I was thinking of making my member I.D. ................ 'Hoosier Daddy'.
Bill